Interview Meme

[amichan]

 1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Duke Crocker.

 

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

Duke...Crocker. If I'd known we were doing it like that I'd have randomly pulled out one of the fake Ids for shits and giggles, but hey.

 

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?

/shrug....probably my Dad's ego. I somehow doubt that if Carolina was actually sober enough to give input on things he actually gave a shit or paid attention.

 

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

That depends on who you ask, but seriously I have been claimed and branded.

 

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?

Abilities is a broad term...being able to build shit well is an ability. I, am, however Troubled.

 

6. STOP BEING A GARY STU.

A...what?

 

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?

Dark.

 

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Same.

 

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

Well, the egomaniac is dead. Carolina...who knows?

 

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?

Why would I have those?

 

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

I've never been windsurfing naked. No, more seriously, pancakes.

More seriously, the down of a certain Trouble.

 

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?

Well, yes...

 

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

I've been an asshole in different ways since I was a kid, draw your own conclusions.

 

14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?

We're just...not going there.

 

 

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

Depends who you talk to. I've been called a variety of them: dog, horn dog, slug (is that actually an animal?). My favorite is gypsy stallion though.

 

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

Hm...I think that depends who you talk to too. To some I'm an untrustworthy scoundrel, or a terrible slut who can't settle down.

It's probably just hating mornings and not getting up, at least that way.

 

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?

I'd have to know someone worth—actually Garland had some good qualities.

 

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

95% straight, in this universe anyway.

 

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

Not any more, and not much when I was supposed to either.

 

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?

Well, there's Jean, already; and I have been claimed as I said...other things depend on the tiny wench she'd have to carry children after all.

 

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

Um...? I have a tiny wench?

 

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

Something happening to Julia.

 

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

That depends where I am.

 

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

Yes.

 

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?

…I don't think I've been that drunk.

 

26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!

Okay.

 

27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)

That also depends who you talk to.

 

28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

Enough.

 

29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

“Just like Mama used to steal”

 

30. FAVOURITE DRINK?

Glenlivet

 

31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?

The Cape.

 

32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE~

Tiny wench.

 

33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?

I'm told I'm above average.

 

34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

Well...I have a boat...

 

35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Tiny wench

 

36. ANY FETISHES?

Yes.

 

37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

Wouldn't you like to know.

 

38. CAMPING OR INDOORS?

That seems an odd comparison.

 

39. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?

Eh. Some of the questions could be better.